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So it seems that the state of New York has taken it upon itself to ban every young hip-hop fan’s favourite “N-word.” Hard to believe, I know, so here’s a link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6406625.stm  Read more »

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Ask Lou!

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Lou Rubino may be an angry, retired resident of a New Jersey suburb, but he’s still got his opinions. And they’re better than yours, goddammit!

Dear Lou, I want to surprise my husband for our 30th anniversary, but I don’t know what to get him. What’s a special something that lets him know he’ll always be my man. Ideas?

Sincerely,  Read more »

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The Latest Webernet Sensation: “Racial Tiradefeld!”

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So, it's already pretty much old news about Michael Richards, aka Kramer, having a public meltdown in which he accurately profiled various members of his audience as being descendants of African-American heritage.

Well, we here at iLaugh couldn't help but immediately (read: within three weeks) jump on the bandwagon and produce ourselves a hilarious (read: crappy) little cartoon commemorating the fateful incident.  Read more »

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Letters to Fez’s House

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http://www.actustar.com/photos/wilmer-valderrama.jpgHoward Stern listeners got an earful recently when Wilmer Valderrama, a.k.a. "Fez" from That '70s Show, claimed to have bagged such superstar hotties as Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.  Read more »

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Top Ten Dumb-Ass Web 2.0 Names

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If you didn’t already know, “Web 2.0″ is the term everyone’s using to hide the fact that all the good domain names are taken. Oh, they’ll feed you some line of B.S. about “moving desktop applications to the web,” but the fact remains that a good domain is rarer than soap on a Frenchman. Here’s proof:  Read more »

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iLaugh Launches to No Fanfare

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ATTN: Arts/Entertainment Editors

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

iLaugh Comedy Corporation Central Portal (CCCP) Launches with Zero Fanfare

New York City — In a “launch” attended by absolutely no media, fans or even casual onlookers, the iLaugh Comedy Corporation (hereinafter referred to as “the Corporation”) today announced, within the confines of its dead-silent boardroom, the availability of its new website http://www.ilaugh.com/.  Read more »

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Impersonates Bobby De Niro

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It's 5:00 on a Monday, which means we have no time for our usual incisive political commentary. But Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in New York talking giving a talk about 9/11, apparently called "(If) I Did It." Isn't that weird?

And now, a Photoshopped pic of his amusingly De Niro-esque expression.

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Scatroll: A Contender to Rick Astley’s Throne Appears!

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Unless you've been living under a rock — or for that matter, living in Iraq (LOL @ war!) — then you'll have experienced the "Rickroll" phenomenon by now.

But if not...first of all, bring the troops home! And second, Rickrolling is a practical online joke in which you claim to send someone a "totally awesome link" while actually redirecting them to a video of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," the shitty, '80sed-out dance-pop song.  Read more »

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Jihadist Mickey Mouse Beaten to Death!

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Farfour — the lovable, squeaky-voiced, terrorist propaganda-spewing mascot of Palestine's Al-Aqsa TV (a sort of Hamas PBS) — is dead. In the final episode of the kids' show Tomorrow's Pioneers, he gets the rat droppings pounded out of him by an Israeli official who tries to buy his land. Apparently there's some kind of political parable going on here, but it's over our heads.  Read more »

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Bad Cop, No Brownie!

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Heard the one about the crooked cop who confiscated a bag of pot, baked them into brownies with his wife and then called 911 because he was convinced he was dying? Normally these guys are more into the donuts, but I'll bet his eyes were plenty "glazed" after this episode.

Check out the playback from the actual phone call he made, in which he tests his theory that time is standing still by checking up on his favorite sports team. Pure Acapulco Gold.

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Rosario Dawson is a Chestburster

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Just testing a theory here. Does nobody else see the resemblance between actress Rosario Dawson from Grindhouse and the monstrous Xenomorph from Alien?
 

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Tell me I'm imagining things, faithful readers!

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Pussyfooting Around

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Are you one of those weirdos with both a foot fetish and a vagina fetish? Now you can get both your rocks off at the same time.

With the SiFeet Pussy Foot (sort of NSFW so stick
http://www.stockroom.com/SiFeet-Pussy-Foot-P2958.aspx in your browser), you can get yourself a sexy silicone model of a woman's foot, complete with sparkly pink nail polish. Oh...and did we mention the sole includes "a fully functional and totally fuck-able silicone vagina"?!  Read more »

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The Joy of Being Cooked

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eatme.jpgTalk about carving out a niche: The Suicide Food blog is devoted to documenting ads that portray animals as being happy — no, delighted — to participate in their own slaughter, consumption and ultimate excretion. You've probably noticed this kind of thing before, like that lounge-singing spokescow for HP sauce.  Read more »

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New Cracked, We Hardly Knew Ye

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Remember Cracked magazine? Yeah, that Cracked. What you might not have known is that the erstwhile Mad ripoff went through some editorial changes last year to become glossier, edgier and more adult — I guess more like a “lad” ripoff this time.  Read more »

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Talkin’, Texan-Style

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So iLaugh was on MSN the other day, talking to our many friends, when we saw an ad for the Lone Star Texas Grill — a Canadian restaurant franchise specializing in Tex-Mex grub.

Anyway, the ad was for their "Talk Like a Texan" contest, in which one submits home-spun Southern witticisms in the hope of winnin' free vittles. As the contest states, "Texan sayings are among the coolest and most creative expressions around — that's why we're looking for more!"

Some of the previously winning entries were indeed quite clever, like "You've got more nerve than a bum tooth." But we feel our entries are fixin' to kick more ass than, say, an extremely abusive father-in-law of some sort.

Take a peek an'/or a gander...  Read more »

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