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Feb 15, 2007 12:00AM
from Randy Blogsac's blog
Four Funny Ways to Dump Your Girlfriend this Valentine’s Day
Valentine's Day: Candy. Flowers. Teddy bears. Pink things. It's all for suckers.
Lt. Mookman has a better way for you to express your love (or abundant lack thereof). Read more »
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Feb 14, 2007 12:00AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Breaking News: I’m Coming to Get You!
The internet is destroying news. If a story is over three hours old in the electronic age, it's no longer news. Worse yet, with specialized search engines and category-related news sites, people only see the news that directly interests them.
I'm out here searching the web twenty-four seven, looking for the newest news possible in the hopes it will appeal to more then ten people. But it's hopeless. Just when I finish a great blog on the crazy astronaut chick in diapers, Anna Nicole up and dies, making my old blog yesterday's news. Read more »
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Feb 13, 2007 12:00AM
from Blue Teabag's blog
Five Expressions That Make Me Want to Kill People
I’m going to warn you in advance that Lt. Mookman comes from a very small town in a very northern part of the country of Canada. Many of these expressions may be entirely indigenous to this strange district. Read more »
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Feb 07, 2007 12:00AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Pitches for Other Horrible TV Shows Inspired by Lisa Loeb’s “#1 Single”
Being single in the city takes on a new twist in “#1 Single,” a new series following Billboard-topping singer Lisa Loeb on
her quest to have it all: love, success, a career and family. The performer’s one-of-a-kind approach to life will be the subject of the new eight-part series, which is set to premiere on E! Entertainment Television in January 2006. Newly single, Loeb is moving back to New York, where she will dip her toe into the dating pool for the first time since college. —Starpulse News Blog Read more »
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Feb 07, 2007 12:00AM
from Randy Blogsac's blog
Heard the One About the Killer Astronaut?
By now, just about everyone knows about the long, strange trek of Lisa Nowak: a NASA space shuttle pilot who threw on a wig, a trench coat and some diapers (to avoid pee breaks), grabbed a BB gun and some pepper spray (modern equivalents of “phasers on stun”), and drove 900 miles to hunt down a woman she presumed was schtupping her beloved flyboy. Read more »
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Feb 07, 2007 12:00AM
from Randy Blogsac's blog
Rate the Top Super Bowl Ads on YouTube
If you missed the Super Bowl last Sunday, then you missed the opportunity to watch hours of Madison Avenue’s latest overblown pitches between fumbles.
But you’re in luck. YouTube has (incredibly enough) decided to catalog all the Super Bowl ads and put them to a vote — if you’re reading this now, you’ve got less than an hour to let your voice be heard. In a manner of speaking. Read more »
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Feb 07, 2007 12:00AM
from Randy Blogsac's blog
Horse Sex is the New Human Sex
First, they released that documentary, Zoo, about the dude who died from an equine ass-pounding.
Next, we find out Daniel “Harry Potter” Radcliffe will be starring in a stage production of Equus, the disturbing story of a young stablehand who similarly dug on that neeeeighhh-nal sex. Read more »
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Feb 04, 2007 1:52PM
A Memory From Third Grade
I’m pissed. A coworker of mine just finished telling me this story about a little girl at the YMCA talking on her cell phone in the change room about some boy in the fourth grade who wants to date
her. Read more »
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Jan 31, 2007 12:00AM
from Lt. Mookman's blog
Who Says Wrestling Ain’t Relevant?
Will someone please tell me how I missed this?
“Cryme Tyme,” WWE’s latest offensively-gimmicked tag team (black rappin’ hoods who steal shit from whitey!) respond to a Krameresque stand-up comic with the most vicious-looking attack I’ve ever seen in a wrestling-type thing. Read more »
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Jan 30, 2007 12:00AM
from Randy Blogsac's blog
Global Warming: Taking the Battle to the Sun!
Recently, President W. Bush spoke about the danger of Climate change in his State of the Union address. Apparently, this make-believe theory of "Global Warming," once confined to the science-fiction writings of authors like Al Gore and 99 percent of all the scientists on Earth, has somehow become a reality. Read more »
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Jan 30, 2007 12:00AM
from Blue Teabag's blog
Fifteen Things I’m Reminded of Upon Looking at Travis Barker, Drummer for Blink 182
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Edvard Munch's The Scream
- That punk-rock kid in high school who tried way, way too hard
- Alternately, the nerdy suburban white kid who got into rap far too late and just didn't "get it" Read more »
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Jan 29, 2007 12:00AM
“Who pissed in YOUR juice box?”
Why, that would be none other than Daniel Ricketts: world’s most misguided prankster.
Any other questions?
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Jan 28, 2007 12:00AM
from Randy Blogsac's blog
The Case for Born-Again Creationism
I was shocked to find out that Park Services at the Grand Canyon are no longer allowed to tell visitors how old the Canyon is or how it was created, thanks to pressure from religious fundamentalists who believe the Canyon was created around 6,000 years ago by Noah's flood.
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Jan 27, 2007 12:00AM
from Blue Teabag's blog
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