Amusing yourselves to death.
First, they released that documentary, Zoo, about the dude who died from an equine ass-pounding.
Next, we find out Daniel “Harry Potter” Radcliffe will be starring in a stage production of Equus, the disturbing story of a young stablehand who similarly dug on that neeeeighhh-nal sex.
My friends, this may be the greatest cultural advancement for my fellow zoophiliacs since Tom Green wanked off a horse in Freddie Got Fingered. Together — if we are strong — no longer must we hide in the shadows of self-reproach!
Screws the Hoss? will be back in a moment. Stick around!