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Stuff That Pisses Me Off, Volume 5: The Holidays

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OK, I realize that it's only October, but we all know what's just around the corner: THE HOLIDAYS.  There are so many things that piss me off about the holiday season that I don't even know where to begin. Read more »

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hi :)

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The Gardener's Nuggets of Wisdom

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In my time on this planet, I've learned a thing or two....Here are some of my nuggets of wisdom:  Read more »

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Stuff That Pisses Me Off, Volume 2: Valentine's Day

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Apparently my first attempt at blogging came off a little hateful. (I was described as sounding "mean" and "angry" by my own mother). So I've decided to take my "nice pills", tone down the profanity, and give it another shot. Given the time of year, it was rather easy to come up with a new topic.....  Read more »

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Stuff That Pisses Me Off, Volume 1: The Speakerphone

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Welcome to my infinite series of Stuff That Pisses Me Off.  Every time I encounter something annoying, unnecessary, steeped in bullshit, or fantastically stupid, I'm gonna rant about it.  Why?  Because ranting about shit that I can't change is what angry loners do.  So read on and tell me what you think: whiny little bitch or insightful, humorous, Peter Griffin-esque demi-goddess.

Let us begin with the speakerphone.....  Read more »

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I Can Haz Animal Abuse?

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Hiya. I’m sure many of you cuddly, little animal lovers have already come across the latest blog craze www.icanhascheezburger.com. The site features adorable photos of itty-bitty kittahs in equally adorable poses with grammatically incorrect captions superimposed on to the images.  Read more »

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Reality TV Causes Cancer!

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CBS is at it again! The network that brought you “Decreasingly Attractive People Stranded on an Island with Nothing to Do But Talk About Food They Don’t Have” (Survivor) and “People That Couldn’t Make It On To “Decreasingly Attractive People Stranded on an Island with Nothing to Do But Talk About Food They Don’t Have” But Settled for Being Stuck in a House Full of Cameras With No Activities of Any Kind” (Big Brother) is now the center of controversy  Read more »

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Schizofurnia

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MouseyWow. It sure has been a long time since our last encounter. I can’t imagine how hard it must’ve been for you and I apologize with every bit of sincerity that I can muster. I guess I just haven’t been adequately inspired in a while.  Read more »

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Top 10 Games I’d Like to be Champion Of

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According to the Internet’s most trusted site for important and accurate news, Worthy, Weird, and Wacky, Ray Scott, a “burly 64-year-old retiree”, has won the New Hampshire Rock, Paper, Scissors title. Here’s the link: Old Dude RPS Champ. But I think I pretty much gave you all of the important information.  Read more »

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Ban Everything!

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So it seems that the state of New York has taken it upon itself to ban every young hip-hop fan’s favourite “N-word.” Hard to believe, I know, so here’s a link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6406625.stm  Read more »

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iLaugh Launches to No Fanfare

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ATTN: Arts/Entertainment Editors

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

iLaugh Comedy Corporation Central Portal (CCCP) Launches with Zero Fanfare

New York City — In a “launch” attended by absolutely no media, fans or even casual onlookers, the iLaugh Comedy Corporation (hereinafter referred to as “the Corporation”) today announced, within the confines of its dead-silent boardroom, the availability of its new website http://www.ilaugh.com/.  Read more »

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Bad Cop, No Brownie!

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Heard the one about the crooked cop who confiscated a bag of pot, baked them into brownies with his wife and then called 911 because he was convinced he was dying? Normally these guys are more into the donuts, but I'll bet his eyes were plenty "glazed" after this episode.

Check out the playback from the actual phone call he made, in which he tests his theory that time is standing still by checking up on his favorite sports team. Pure Acapulco Gold.

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Rosario Dawson is a Chestburster

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Just testing a theory here. Does nobody else see the resemblance between actress Rosario Dawson from Grindhouse and the monstrous Xenomorph from Alien?
 

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Tell me I'm imagining things, faithful readers!

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The Joy of Being Cooked

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eatme.jpgTalk about carving out a niche: The Suicide Food blog is devoted to documenting ads that portray animals as being happy — no, delighted — to participate in their own slaughter, consumption and ultimate excretion. You've probably noticed this kind of thing before, like that lounge-singing spokescow for HP sauce.  Read more »

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